Where I live, it's a regular segment on the evening news--the tale of innocent children gunned down. A "hail of deadly bullets" on the sidewalk. Grief-stricken mothers. Tearful aunts and cousins facing the video camera. Often it's the lead story, before the traffic accidents, political scandals and new liposuction techniques.
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The long Canadian winter must have been brutal this year because the programming executives at the Canadian Broadcasting Corporation (CBC) came out of their development igloo with a nutty little plan to have viewers help create a series that will be shown in the fall of 2004. The idea, named "The Greatest Canadian" for reasons to be revealed later in this sentence, allows viewers to nominate people they think are the Greatest Canadians in history. The CBC will then create a ten part, animated boxing tournament to be shown in the fall. The combatants will be the top 10 vote getters and this will allow us all to see who really would be the Greatest Canadian if they could all fight each other.
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I don't know about you, but I've been in the condition Joe Namath was in last month when he, in front of a national TV audience, sloppily told ESPN reporter Suzy Kolber twice that he'd like to kiss her. I mean, not often (or not often enough depending on how you look at it) but I can take comfort in knowing that I've been buzzed just like one of the greatest quarterbacks of all time.
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While granted, my diet has been somewhat limited thus far, much of my desire to branch out has been limited by experiences like this recent one I had.
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US Press hit the IP circuit in late July, 2002, at which time we were nothing more than a poorly named site with a few articles...
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The holidays are upon us, which often means you will be spending lots of time with the extended family. This can result in some "Family Friction" as we at the US Press like to call it. So in order to insure that you get the most out of your holiday season, we have outlined the three most common problems we've experienced in our personal lives, and how we've successfully dealt with them.
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As I was driving home from work today I saw a little sticker on the SUV in front of me. At a red light, I pulled up close to read it. In block letters it said,

Abuse An Animal, Go To Jail

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The entire scenario in Maryland regarding Mr. Snipey has had a spotlight shone on it so bright that it now garners the almost undivided attention of practically the entire planet. Nations across the globe have been reporting on this story as it's 'Top Story' for at least the past week.
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Word on the street is... the long anticipated love scene filmed for The Crocodile Hunter's recent box office release, was scrapped at the last minute, in order to achieve its desired PG rating.
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Word on the street is... Ted Williams and John Wayne are really alive and perhaps more interestingly, the same person. They (he) are (is) actually hiding out in Key West with Elvis.
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