The National Football League announced last month that it had struck a deal with the Rolling Stones to perform in the halftime show of Super Bowl XL. In addition, it appears that the NFL has agreed to the Rolling Stones' demand that NFL security for the Super Bowl will be handled by the Hells Angels Motorcycle Club, LLC.
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Self-proclaimed Yankees fan, Kimberly Sands, was exposed yesterday when she couldn't name three players on the Yankees' current roster.
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In a move that may signify the future of baseball, San Francisco's Giants Stadium has become WiFi enabled. Larry Baer, the Giant's chief operating officer says this will allow baseball fans to connect to the internet instead of watching the painfully boring games that the future drug-free MLB would undoubtedly produce.
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Bitter disappointment for fans in Philadelphia this weekend turned out to be sweet vindication for controversial radio host and erstwhile football commentator Rush Limbaugh.
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Little League coach Mike Jones called a time-out today to inform his team that he was raising the team's "Fielding Alert Level" to orange due to increased chatter from the opposing bench. In the bottom-of-the-sixth meeting, Jones let his team know that while there was no specific information as to what the other team was planning, their baseball chatter had reached new levels of loudness and nonsense which called for vigilance in the field.
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In a press conference today, a government holiday celebrating the birth of Martin Luther King, Jr., Shaquille O'Neal made a somewhat surprising announcement. O'Neal, the Los Angeles Lakers star who has recently received criticism for his racist comments about Asians, announced that he and Trent Lott are to begin meeting regularly to discuss matters of race and to exchange Asian jokes.
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The Augusta National Golf Club this week will reverse one of it's membership rules, allowing transvestites to join the club. The club has come under fire recently from the National Council of Women's Organizations for not allowing female members to join.
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Lance Armstrong and the USPS cycling team have achieved one of their major goals at this year's "Tour of France", the world-famous cycling and doping festival that moves through the French countryside every year.
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As it has become painfully clear over the last few years that professional sports has a problem with domestic violence, team owners from the NBA, NFL, NHL, and MLB have put together a panel of top psychological and sociological experts this week to determine the breadth and depth of domestic violence among it's players.
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